Save Me Now, Mother

You wanted to know how my head works and where things come from.... this is an example:

Onwards and outwards now, my dear, and I'll take your shoes and socks and make you a rainbow of pretty things and happy things and give you all the pieces of skittles you can eat till you ankles swell up and your pants rip and half and Bambi plays chess with Hitler. Cause we all need dreams and beliefs and nightmares and such of clowns and spiders and bees. Now tip your hat to the mail lady, my sweet, and say good night to your ma. We have a big day coming fast on the Amtrak and it'll be here by noon tomorrow if you kiss me good night then I'll tell you a story of how we all came to be here. We'll paint your room with gumbo juice and sit on the roof while it dries. Don't cry now, my love, you're life has just begun. There's pimps and ho's out there that have it more rough than you. Tap tap on your shoulder till you forgot why you showed up here in the first place. We don't need a destination, cause the travel guide said a tour would be coming up in only an hour and a half past tea time and sleep time and Google me senseless on my endeavors into your heart and your mind and your chirps and whistles give me a headache. Not that it matters, we all know that smiles can kill a man... so go on, go outside and play with your self till you can't make roses out of tomatoes anymore. There's nothing out there that you can't tangle up in the washer anyway. Hustle and bustle my ideas in your head till thoughts come out that you can teach to your children and their army of MMORPG's and I'll make dinner tonight if you remember to tighten the jar on the mayonnaise. Onwards and outwards like little gay bunnies to the Inauguration fair and I'll be damned if I just sit here, my sweet, I'll tell you a story instead.