Oh Shit. We're All Gonna Die

Okay, so let's talk about it. December 21, 2012. Obviously, this is the day we all are going to die. That is the day we flip upside down on our axis. Time will stop. Natural disasters will kill everybody who was not dead already from the toxic atmosphere. Chaos will ensue. And not one person will give a fuck about the failing economy then. One of the biggest things that stands out about that date, 12/21/2012 is that is has -coughs- a lot of the same numbers in it. Also, this is one of the few doomsday dates that has so much crap happening in less than 24 hours. So for the sake of confusion, lets take these on one by one shall we?

Mayan Calender. Doo Doo Doooooooomm... So how many days exactly have passed since August 11, 3114 BCE? A Whole Fucking Lot. Okay, so lets all agree, that in 2012 the Long Count Calender comes to the end of a cycle. And I'm not here to debunk people going.. ooh.. well obviously we're all gonna die. Let's assume here for a second though, that the Mayan's were.. erm, never ever ever wrong. That they were always right on the nose about their predictions.. okay.. The Mayans have a very famous prediction that nobody seems to have paid much attention to lately and that I would like to put the spot light on..
Pop quiz. Anybody here know this date? October 21, 4772?
Oh that's right, you probably don't. This is nearly 3000 fucking years into the future. Predicted by the great Mayan tribe themselves to be the date the king Pacal of Palenque would celebrate his accession in the eightieth Calendar Round. My point here being. The same people, in the same period of the 2012 predictions, also made the prediction, that 3000 years after the "end of the world" (which they didn't say would end, we said that.. or actually, only you super theorist out there that like to scare other people and yourselves) we would all sit around.. celebrating the accession of a king, that yeah, nobody knows really anything about. I'm sure that prediction will come true. But anyways, my point is.. if you're gonna have a set date by the Mayans to die by, it ought to be October 21, 4772. Because obviously that's the day the dead king comes back and kills us all for not giving a damn. Assuming we're still on Earth at that point.

Moving on!

Nostradamus anybody? Okay. This is going to be short, and to the point. So, if any of you have any questions concerning this shocking statement. Please email me, and I'll happily provide you with what answers I can. Nostradamus made clear (in French) and I mean, VERY VERY FUCKING CLEAR that his predictions (we've gone past over 16 of them already) will continue until the year 3797 A.D.

Note: so the world ends somewhere between 4772 and 3797. Let's see if we can narrow it down a bit more shall we?

But wait, what about the Planet X that is going to make us flip upside down and stuff? Okay, really? Well, it should make for that must see movie titled, yeah you guessed it! ~2012~ I mean, well at least we know Hollywood thinks we're all gonna die. And they are gonna make a lot of money off this one too. Don't lie, you know you wanna see it too. Okay, so the deal with Planet X, which isn't even the 10th planet. Anybody who's anybody knows that the 10th planets name is oh yeah, Xena. I'm not kidding. Anyways, does anybody remember that huge dooms day scare we had in 2003? Anybody? Any takers? No? Oh well, it was about this planet, that was huge, called, Nibiru. (or Planet X to some) It was suppose to come really close to Earth and cause all kinds of natural disasters hence destroying all we hold so dear. Anybody remembering that? Well, Hollywood would be so proud, we've put our doom days ideas on rerun here. On 12/21/2012, a planet, called Nibiru, is suppose to making its run right by Earth. I guess you can fill in the blanks as to what that's suppose to do to us. Right? Here's the deal, NASA isn't hiding much. Hell they are so poorly funded right now, they need a Nibiru to come close. I mean think about it. They are relying on Russia for the time being. If we had some big end of the world type planet thing barreling our way, that would make for one hell of a fundraiser, wouldn't you think? My point is, as much as NASA dreams of being able to support itself financially, our government nor its people despite any dooms day reports, care about space. Which is tragic. I have a feeling, and Galactica fans, you guys back me up on this one, that some day, we really are going to be in trouble, and we're gonna be stuck here waiting to die, because we didn't give any money to the guys that wanted us to make things possible.

So. Lets try not being such pussies for a minute. We have a life and world to take care of. Space that needs to be explored. And an economy that is in the shitter. I think we got enough problems without talking ourselves into things that aren't true. And for you Christians out there that support the 2012 crap... nobody.. says God, will know the date and time of his return. So if 12/21/12 is suppose to be it.. obviously, you're wrong. That was easy, lets play again.




Tune in next time when we discuss something that doesn't involve death!